why dont these words rhyme
but for some god forsaken reason pony and bologna do
I wish I had known about this when we had all that fucking snow this winter.
#do you wanna stab a snowman #it doesn’t have to be a snowman
#it doesn’t have to be a snowman
a gif like this doesnt come around but once every dynasty
Favourite line in all of Dinsey
just got back from the vet. you guys know what my dumb dog did?
he sprained his tail. from wagging it too hard. this is the stupidest thing.
and my U.S. History teacher was trying to get us to understand why it was such a big deal that England had put a tax on colonial sugar, and he goes,
"What if you had to pay a tax every time you logged onto wifi?"
And the whole class just went
and I heard at least two people whisper “I would murder someone”
The perfect comparison.
HOW DO YOU EVEN FIND THAT MANY STICKY NOTES OH MY GOD
New Zealand: We don’t understand the concept of ‘middle ground’