heros-of-the-bluebox:

sluttyoliveoil:

cough

rough

though

through

why dont these words rhyme

but for some god forsaken reason pony and bologna do


thegayduck:

lucifer-who:

ghdos:

I wish I had known about this when we had all that fucking snow this winter.

#do you wanna stab a snowman #it doesn’t have to be a snowman

#it doesn’t have to be a snowman

(Source: tastefullyoffensive)


teamfreesnuggles:

 (via schmergo)

(Source: oldblueeyes)


imjustbeingfriendly:

carbonxribs:

a gif like this doesnt come around but once every dynasty

Favourite line in all of Dinsey

(Source: hoechlin-criss)

ghostsfacer:

ghostsfacer:

just got back from the vet. you guys know what my dumb dog did?

he sprained his tail. from wagging it too hard. this is the stupidest thing.

image

So we were sitting in class today

lokisprotege:

margaretthemagicdragon:

and my U.S. History teacher was trying to get us to understand why it was such a big deal that England had put a tax on colonial sugar, and he goes,

"What if you had to pay a tax every time you logged onto wifi?"

And the whole class just went

image

and I heard at least two people whisper “I would murder someone”

The perfect comparison. 


spankmethorin:

phantasticphil:

HOW DO YOU EVEN FIND THAT MANY STICKY NOTES OH MY GOD 

New Zealand: We don’t understand the concept of ‘middle ground’

(Source: iraffiruse)


theonewhosawitall:

emilylouiserichardson:

The last picture is the face of fear.

no that last picture is him wondering if he had a kid without knowing it

(Source: averagebritishteenager)